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 Civil War II #8: The Shape of Things to Come
Kaiolino
 Posted: Dec 28 2016, 05:01 AM
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- Iron Man and Captain Marvel are still fighting
- Feels like this fight has gone on for 2.5 months to long hurrr
- Hill is freaking out as usual
- Medusa calls her and says Tony and Carol need to stop fighting
- There's a new hero vs. hero event in town y'see
- Have you noticed how the Inhumans star in both hero vs. hero events this year? Maybe they're bad people
- Oh yeah, Ulysses says they need to stop fighting too
- Tony accidentally fires some missiles into Captain America
- Don't worry. He is part of the so-called "Alt Right" movement
- Ulysses is tripping balls
- Hill finally decides to deploy superheroes to stop the fight and the Inhumans arrive as well
- Carol beats up Tony so hard that his suit explodes and he dies
- Tripping balls' Ulysses takes everyone into his visions of the future
- Monsters Unleashed (by Adam Kubert)
- IvX (by Leinil Yu)
- Miles' murder of Steve Bannon's favourite son (by Daniel Acuna)
- A character who I forgot the name of (looks like Ka-Zar except brown hair) is fighting in some War of the Worlds type thing (by Alan Davis)
- Kitty Pryde fighting a sentinel while there's a lot of defeated X-Men on the ground (by Marco Rudy)
- Another Age of Ultron (by Mark Bagley)
- Oh dear god, another Age of Ultron
- You thought this event was going to be over now, but little did you know it would tease 10 more events being shoved down your throat
- J/K we all knew Marvel would do this
- Eternity shows up and takes Ulysses with him, finally ridding us of this worthless Shithuman plot device
- Tony isn't actually dead, but he uploaded his consciousness somewhere else
- Beast rants to Carol about what a dumbass she is for the whole profiling thing, as if he has any room to talk
- Hawkeye shows up out of nowhere, insinuates a beaten-down, depressed Carol is the one they all love and then tells her to trust him
- In the Situation Room, the president tells Carol she did a tremendous job and that profiling helped make America great again
- Carol has a dramatic speech about the state of the superheroes, which includes a teaser shot of a Defenders team starring the Netflix characters
- The president says Carol can do anything she wants with unlimited funds and she says she has some plans for the future...
- *dramatic music*
- The end
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jarrod
 Posted: Dec 28 2016, 09:34 AM
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Just came back to lol at how hard this sucked.

lol

Bendis shitting all over Ewing's continuity is no surprise, as is the fatass stealing murants' celestial+ evolution for the shithumans. I can't wait to see how he massacres the multiverse when he relaunches F4 next year. #romatear
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AgentFelix
 Posted: Dec 28 2016, 11:28 AM
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Do you think it stings Bendis that all his events these days are getting critically panned? He went from Golden Child to wtf are you doing.

And I don't mean by us. Critics hated both this and AoU.
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Optic Rage!
 Posted: Dec 28 2016, 07:41 PM
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Half a comic full of advertisements for other comics? I'd say he isn't even trying anymore but we crossed that line a while back.
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Juggernaut Punch
 Posted: Dec 29 2016, 04:48 AM
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QUOTE (Optic Rage! @ Dec 29 2016, 04:41 AM)
Half a comic full of advertisements for other comics? I'd say he isn't even trying anymore but we crossed that line a while back.


AoU was the same.

I'm guessing it's editorial editorial mandate. I doubt Bendis gives a shit about other comics, especially not enough to advertise them like that in his own.
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Phoenix Egg
 Posted: Dec 29 2016, 12:18 PM
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Did they intentionally make the visions of the future uninteresting?

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Juggernaut Punch
 Posted: Dec 29 2016, 02:52 PM
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The events they were based on were uninteresting.
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