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|Comic Book Révolution > Marvel Universe > F!@# the Inhumans|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Oct 31 2014, 05:44 PM|
| In this topic we'll discuss Marvel's pathetic attempts to make the Inhumans a big thing and discuss how they're failing at it.
Here's an up to date article mentioning the pathetic attempts: http://www.bleedingcool.com/2014/10/31/marvels-plan-to-make-you-like-the-inhumans-more-than-the-x-men-continues/
As for the failure, the most recent Inhuman issue sold 30,000 copies, less than Magneto's ongoing (which double shipped that month) and similar to Wolverine and the X-Men (a book that is being relaunched).
|Posted by: Supernature Oct 31 2014, 06:06 PM|
| They'll never get it right as long as they keep those characters tbh.
Aside from Medusa, Ms Marvel (who isn't in the main book) and Karnak (who is dead), I'm failing to see potential in any of them.
Black Bolt and Maximus are both one note.
Gorgon is ...who cares.
The NuHumans are even worse. Dante literally has the blandest set of characteristics and his design is really uninspired. The others have barely been given a personality (yet ?).
The book itself has a lot of different concepts (inhuman clans who feel differently about the royals, the terrigen, etc...) but it feels a lot like they're throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. One concept has barely been given a sense of gravitas, when the next one is already introduced.
Overall Inhuman (the book) isn't terrible but the whole thing lacks genuineness.
|Posted by: MacManus Oct 31 2014, 06:30 PM|
| xpotm material.
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Oct 31 2014, 07:38 PM|
| I'm sort of intentionally going counter-culture with the RR semi-fandom, but these fake-ass mutant wannabes can get ALL of my hate, normally reserved for disinterested comic book editors.
Fuck'em. Especially the redhead.
|Posted by: MacManus Oct 31 2014, 07:42 PM|
|racism/sexism/homophobia aren't counter-culture.|
|Posted by: Fringe Division Oct 31 2014, 07:56 PM|
| Here we go.
As for the actual topic, maybe if they'd let the Inhumans be the fucking Inhumans, we'd at least be getting decent material about them.
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Oct 31 2014, 08:01 PM|
| What are the Inhumans really?
I just see off-brand mutants.
And that's all the creators see.
|Posted by: MacManus Oct 31 2014, 08:05 PM|
|I liked that they had a base on the Moon. Selene should steal that. What is more creepy than a sexy vampire goddess with an army zombie stationed on the moon.|
|Posted by: MacManus Nov 17 2014, 02:59 PM|
Peter Parker : friend of mutantkind since the 90's.
|Posted by: vitamin Nov 20 2014, 08:41 AM|
It would be Selene's post-Arkea saving grace if she went full vamp massacre on Inhumans Moon Capitol.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Dec 2 2014, 12:12 PM|
Because you demanded it.
|Posted by: Supernature Dec 2 2014, 12:22 PM|
The Ladronn cover is pretty gorgeous though.
|Posted by: vitamin Dec 2 2014, 12:24 PM|
|They're pumping a lot of money for Inhumans.|
|Posted by: Fringe Division Dec 2 2014, 12:35 PM|
|How much will they lose before they realize it won't work and they should have just waited until the film comes out and does the job for them?|
|Posted by: vitamin Dec 2 2014, 12:44 PM|
|I hope a lot.|
|Posted by: Fringe Division Dec 2 2014, 12:48 PM|
|I think we all do.|
|Posted by: vitamin Dec 2 2014, 12:57 PM|
|Yay, let's all channel our Inhuman hate toward the waste of Marvel's money. Ommmmm|
|Posted by: Fringe Division Dec 2 2014, 01:19 PM|
|Didn't Morrison once suggest a magical wankathon to drum up sales of one of his books? What does one do to magically ruin a book? Abstain from all sexual activity including self-love while thinking really hard about how much you hate the Inhumans?|
|Posted by: vitamin Dec 2 2014, 01:22 PM|
|I'll answer all your questions once I create Is Gambit skeezy? thread.|
|Posted by: Fringe Division Dec 2 2014, 01:34 PM|
|But that's a question to which we already know the answer.|
|Posted by: vitamin Dec 2 2014, 01:45 PM|
| 1. Yes, he appealed to The Invisibles readers to masturbate themselves into oblivion and disperse their sexual energy to boost up the books sales.
2. The same thing, only during climax you think Inhumans book FAIL.
3. We need to do hate self-sex.
4. I need to see peopleses opinions in black and white.
|Posted by: Fringe Division Dec 2 2014, 02:13 PM|
| Well at least this won't cut into any of my normal activities.
Have you ever seen Mulholland Drive?
|Posted by: vitamin Dec 4 2014, 12:10 PM|
It's on my WATCH THIS MASTERPIECE list.
|Posted by: vitamin Dec 4 2014, 12:13 PM|
I read this idea again and again fell head over heels with it. Again.
|Posted by: MacManus Dec 4 2014, 01:48 PM|
Let's blackmail Graconius into drawing it.
|Posted by: vitamin Dec 4 2014, 02:10 PM|
|Blackmail him with what? Do you have his nudes?|
|Posted by: MacManus Dec 4 2014, 02:13 PM|
|I haven't thought it through yet. Maybe we could send him dubiously threatening mails ?|
|Posted by: vitamin Dec 4 2014, 02:22 PM|
|we might need to profile him to know if he works better under threat or under praise of his artistic talent and endless adoration for his work.|
|Posted by: MacManus Dec 4 2014, 02:24 PM|
|We could try and find his credit card information alternatively. I'm open to every possibility.|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Jan 23 2015, 08:31 AM|
| Marvel's FCBD offering will have a special Fetch-Men story: http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=58709
This marks the third time in a little over a year where Marvel is giving Fetch-Men comics away for free in some way.
|Posted by: Fringe Division Jan 23 2015, 08:49 AM|
|When was the last time an X-Men story was included in their FCBD books? 2008? (No, the one panel of the JGS in the Infinity preview doesn't count.)|
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie Jan 23 2015, 11:16 AM|
Was that the Pixie Mike Carey/Greg Land book?
|Posted by: JackalsIII Jan 23 2015, 11:19 AM|
I believe that is, and it was pretty good!
|Posted by: Fringe Division Jan 23 2015, 11:27 AM|
|Posted by: fod_xp Jan 23 2015, 07:04 PM|
I liked it. I gave it and a bunch of my individual issues to friends when I moved. I, of course, kept some individual issues for myself, including the awesome Chris Claremont X-Men Christmas Special that was sandwiched between the end of Austen's run and the beginning of Milligan's run. I loved it too much to give it away.
|Posted by: jarrod Jan 23 2015, 08:08 PM|
|I miss Professor Carey. And Pixie.|
|Posted by: fod_xp Jan 24 2015, 12:27 AM|
I swear to god his whole marketing strategy for that book was promote the book while fucked up on drugs, for no other reason than he thought it was funny.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Jan 29 2015, 09:45 AM|
| Another month, another new Fetch-Men title
|Posted by: Supernature Jan 29 2015, 09:51 AM|
The filter fucked up your link Kaio.
|Posted by: Fringe Division Jan 29 2015, 10:43 AM|
|Ironically, that filter was his own suggestion.|
|Posted by: Teddison Jan 29 2015, 12:39 PM|
|lmao, here kai: http://goo.gl/wUVpN4|
|Posted by: CBREV Jan 29 2015, 07:50 PM|
|Medusa stepping on Cycock's head? To lil 2 late, Marvel.|
|Posted by: CBREV Jan 29 2015, 07:53 PM|
The letter pages were great. I hated Animal Man GM so never read it then or now but Doom Patrol and Invisibles had good letter pages. Btw I didn't participate and I think Grant was hospitalized soon after asking that?
|Posted by: fod_xp Jan 30 2015, 12:10 AM|
Probably. He is open about the fact he's taken narcotics in the past, mostly hallucinations. He's the nicest guy in person, though. From what I've heard, he is well spoken, friendly, and always eager to interact with fan at conventions. He's been completely transparent when it comes to talking about his work, his inspiration for his work, and that he has used drugs.
|Posted by: CBREV Jan 30 2015, 06:32 AM|
|I know he really did get hospitalized for a long time at some point. I don`t remember if it was soon after he requested the magik ritual? Seems like it didn't work. And after that he started writing junk like JLA.|
|Posted by: fod_xp Jan 30 2015, 12:08 PM|
LOL, I know Grant Morrison was actually hospitalized. I was pretty sure it had something to do with his drug habit. He really abused the hallucinogens, and from what I know, they were quite potent. Not the mass produced bargain bin shrooms people buy from their friendly, yet shady neighborhood dealer.
|Posted by: Supernature Jan 30 2015, 12:16 PM|
| LOL Three titles centered around the same two characters. Can't wait to see them all sell 20k a month.
I've already lost interest in the book Fetch-Men like 3 months ago. It's too mediocre to be invested in.
|Posted by: vitamin Jan 31 2015, 05:37 AM|
| Yeah, Morrison said the wankathon backfired on him and since he employed method writing while working on Invisibles, the same shit that was happening to King Mob, happened to him (some face-eating bacteria), and then his cat died and then he had Jesus Christ vision and probably got better.
While he was writing NXM, he got into serious depression and wanted to kill himself by jumping off his hotel room. That's how depressing X-men lives are, people.
|Posted by: fod_xp Jan 31 2015, 05:44 AM|
All-true, all-depressing to him, his lithium.
|Posted by: CBREV Jan 31 2015, 07:37 AM|
Chee, I still prefer his pre hospitalization work. Didn't know it cost him that much to make.
|Posted by: fod_xp Jan 31 2015, 10:15 AM|
|Greatness has its price.|
|Posted by: CBREV Jan 31 2015, 02:16 PM|
|I'm not surprised he was depressed during NXM, I sure felt it. Especially around Murder at the Mansion, it felt like those were a lot heavier than they were.|
|Posted by: vitamin Feb 1 2015, 02:06 AM|
|I think the Xorneto revelation was mimicking in real life the crash of his friendship with his bff Mark Millar. Or vice versa.|
|Posted by: fod_xp Feb 2 2015, 03:55 AM|
Yeah, that was a really heavy time for the two of them. Those two had been working together on so many projects so closely. When their friendship ended it was like gutting a Siamese twin in half and both missing key parts in the aftermath.
They had some really crazy and awesome treatments lined up for Marvel and DC. I wish they were able to implement them, but some of the modified ideas did make it to print.
|Posted by: CBREV Feb 2 2015, 04:41 AM|
|Millar has never been anywhere near Morrison's level. I attributed all the lousy parts in Aztek to him.|
|Posted by: fod_xp Feb 3 2015, 12:10 AM|
This is true, but I found an article three years ago when I was diving deep into the bowels of the internet. It contained a short list of ideas that the two of them came up with together, and boy were some of them far out there, but in a great way.
Morrison still used much of the Superman related material, while Millar ended up retaining much of the concept ideas when he was asked to help start several other teams and characters in Marvel's Ultimate Universe.
|Posted by: CBREV Feb 3 2015, 04:59 AM|
|Millar is just shock value and no style.|
|Posted by: fod_xp Feb 3 2015, 09:09 AM|
I wonder who gave Medusa that boob job?
I hate my kindle fire.
|Posted by: CBREV Feb 3 2015, 09:42 AM|
|Spider-Man is blatantly feeling her breast with his forearm.|
|Posted by: vitamin Feb 3 2015, 09:59 AM|
|He never copped a feel of royal Fetch-WoMan.|
|Posted by: CBREV Feb 3 2015, 10:31 AM|
|idk how they can approve shit covers like that that make Spider-Man look like a creep.|
|Posted by: fod_xp Feb 3 2015, 11:50 PM|
Let punch your tits my dear!
|Posted by: Kaiolino Mar 24 2015, 12:22 PM|
Marvel pretends people are invested enough in this crap property that they play the silhouette game with characters that were introduced in an X-Factor tier seller, while at the same time launching the new tag line: "Hope you survive the experience!"
(You'll have to fix the link yourself because of the filter)
|Posted by: Fringe Division Mar 24 2015, 12:32 PM|
| I've removed the filter and fixed the link.
Edit: And someone else has changed the link. Teddy?
In any case, Marvel can go fuck itself.
|Posted by: Teddison Mar 24 2015, 12:33 PM|
| I just used short url to bypass the filter. I replaced the link in your post with a new one, lol.
Edit: that works too I guess.
|Posted by: vitamin Mar 24 2015, 12:39 PM|
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Mar 24 2015, 12:40 PM|
|Guys, please don't buy this. I'm begging.|
|Posted by: fod_xp Mar 24 2015, 12:42 PM|
I'm going to buy 100 copies and mail them all to Peggy.
|Posted by: fod_xp Mar 24 2015, 09:10 PM|
When did I post this? I swear to god it must have been on my Kindle Fire. That or I drank too much.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Mar 26 2015, 07:14 AM|
| Introducing Johnny Storm: The Inhuman Torch
|Posted by: Kaiolino Apr 1 2015, 04:16 AM|
| Is Cyclops going to be te Inhumans' next Big Bad?
|Posted by: vitamin Apr 1 2015, 04:27 AM|
| Is that fire diva Johnny?
What a sausage fest in future events.
That book deserves Kang.
ed: heh, Bleeding Cool image.
|Posted by: MacManus Apr 1 2015, 05:20 AM|
|Idk whats worst that they wouldnt kill Cyclops or that they'd ship him to Inhumans Im so offended|
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Apr 1 2015, 06:08 AM|
|If Marvel's taking their pet character to their pet franchise, I say good riddance. Lol The Inhumans can keep him.|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Jun 27 2015, 12:43 PM|
|Guess which mega-franchise is getting their own SDCC panel? And guess which thieving has-been franchise isn't getting their own SDCC panel? (though the sunday schedule hasn't been posted yet so there's still hope)|
|Posted by: Patrick Jun 28 2015, 06:17 AM|
Nothing will ever top the black human and panther torch from that #1 promo
anyway, as much as I love to hate, there is nothing more hurtful than ignoring something.
I am afraid that this thread will make us look butthurt, but then again, I don't really give a fuck.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Jul 6 2015, 11:43 AM|
| All-New Inhumans by Soule and Caselli announced on a podcast....
Crystal will be in it.
|Posted by: Supernature Jul 6 2015, 11:44 AM|
| How many books is this bastard going to write ?
His Daredevil better be good...
|Posted by: Kaiolino Jul 6 2015, 11:46 AM|
|It only takes him 4 hours to write a book so he can write a lot. I think he was writing 3 Marvel books, 3 DC books and a creator-owned book at some point.|
|Posted by: foddington Jul 6 2015, 02:29 PM|
I hate this guy's art. It reminds me of bad, rejected Reboot test animation.
|Posted by: Patrick Jul 7 2015, 11:18 AM|
sucks to hear it.
I guess one shithuman book is not enough.
boy, marvel is so desperate to promote them.
what makes things sweeter is that soule is an ultra-meh writer.
|Posted by: darknessatnoon Jul 27 2015, 09:15 AM|
| ... now have a Sentinel. Karima Shapandar is joining them.
When are the X-Men going to finally wipe these racists out?
If ever the Extinction Team was needed, it's now.
|Posted by: darknessatnoon Jul 27 2015, 09:21 AM|
| She was a good woman once...
|Posted by: Beezzi Jul 27 2015, 09:21 AM|
| WHAT!? Oh for the love of.....
And Karima's reason for joining them is.......?
(Are we gonna have any x-characters left after the SW? I mean except for the kiddie snooze patrol and the Ex-Men...)
|Posted by: foddington Jul 27 2015, 09:23 AM|
| The X-Men have four sentinels among their ranks not including this person or Wolverine.
Fantomex is a sentinel and so are the Stepford Cuckoos. They were revealed to be experiments in Sublime's Weapon Plus Program in Morrison's New X-Men, specifically mentioned in Attack on Weapon Plus and Here Comes Tomorrow.
The Cuckoos are Weapon XIV- a psychic hive mind made to look like attractive young girls. The explanation of how Sublime harvested Emma's eggs was dropped from New X-Men because of office politics trying to boot Morrison out of Marvel.
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie Jul 27 2015, 09:26 AM|
|Thanks for the update, Walter Cronkite.|
|Posted by: Beezzi Jul 27 2015, 09:28 AM|
|Oh wait, I forgot Karima is there for "diversity" - without her things would be...What's Shrug's favorite saying again? Oh yeah....so white.|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Jul 27 2015, 09:30 AM|
|I've been told that this isn't Karima, but instead a(nother) lazy rip-off.|
|Posted by: Beezzi Jul 27 2015, 09:34 AM|
If that's not Karima....than yes, we have another total Inhuman rip-off on our hands and another all white Marvel book.
What was Alsonso saying about Marvel's diverse line-ups?
|Posted by: foddington Jul 27 2015, 09:35 AM|
Really? Marvel isn't even trying anymore. Where is the inventive and crazy magic of Grant Morrison when you need him most.
Two words: Lord Fanny.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Jul 27 2015, 09:39 AM|
|Let's not be shocked at Charles Soule's thievery anymore.|
|Posted by: foddington Jul 27 2015, 09:42 AM|
Good advice. But you realize it's a character trait of mine to fly off the handle, right. I promise to try and curtail myself.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Jul 27 2015, 09:44 AM|
|Apparantly she was created by that other thief, James Robinson, who created an Asian Nuhuman with fireworksesque powers.|
|Posted by: Beezzi Jul 27 2015, 09:48 AM|
|Posted by: foddington Jul 27 2015, 09:51 AM|
Fuck my life.
|Posted by: Aguja Jul 27 2015, 10:22 AM|
|LOL even if this was the real Karima this title would still be 100% white. Let's not pretend she wouldn't be lightened until she was a dark peach tone.|
|Posted by: Beezzi Jul 27 2015, 10:44 AM|
Sad, but also true.
Marvel "wants" darker characters...just not too dark.
But lets face it, even if "Karima" was "white washed", Marvel would still try to pass her off as a shining example for their diverse line-up.
|Posted by: Patrick Jul 27 2015, 11:46 AM|
| Thankfully, it's not karima.
that character was introduced in all-new invaders.
Still, fuck shithumans
|Posted by: Birds Sword Rights 2K15 Jul 27 2015, 01:09 PM|
| Robinson also made Toro an Inhuman with basically no explanation, too, didn't he?
I'm actually kind of surprised that the guy we thought was Beast didn't turn out to be some "new" Inhuman rip-off rather than the real deal.
|Posted by: ohsnapulon5000 Jul 27 2015, 03:45 PM|
|We all know Beast is just there under the pretense of "studying" the Inhuman genome "up close" instead of him finally being among other genetic supremacists like himself....|
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Jul 27 2015, 05:58 PM|
| Boring NotMutants. Boring NotMutant discussion. Boring Beast hate (guys, stop being marks and hating characters Marvel tells you to hate. Srs.)
I'm calling a move to ignore the NotMutants entirely, tbh.
|Posted by: jarrod Jul 27 2015, 06:04 PM|
|It's fine. MCU is already burning out with the mainstream and Shithumans print efforts all bombed despite the AAA talent and push. It's a hole Marvel/disney can keep shoveling investment into if they want but it'll never happen.|
|Posted by: foddington Jul 27 2015, 06:06 PM|
Emma is a genetics supremacist. Xavier is a genetics supremacist. Magneto is a genetics supremacist. Cyclops is a genetics supremacist.
Beast just wants to educate and cultivate the young minds of future generations so they have an education, and aren't stuck in mutant ghettos or being conscripted into romanticized paramilitary groups. He also just wants to save the world on occasion.
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Jul 27 2015, 07:36 PM|
|Beast is impulse. Beast is intellect.|
|Posted by: gregyo Jul 27 2015, 08:23 PM|
Just finish it: "Beast is impulse. Beast is intellect. Beast is Inhuman."
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Jul 27 2015, 08:37 PM|
|Doubtful. Beast is cool and so far, the only Inhuman known to be cool is Kamala Khan. No surprise that her NotMutantness is incidental to her story.|
|Posted by: Aguja Jul 27 2015, 09:17 PM|
Their approach to try and make the Inhumans happen has seemed backward. They should have just trotted out a movie and checked the reception there and then gone ahead with this weird take over. Comics don't have enough pull with general audiences and in pop culture anymore to make this push work. If the Inhumans movie comes after the next Cap, BP and Dr. Strange films then yikes. Talk about oversaturation.
Plus you have the issue of new characters not really taking off. The Inhumans they are pushing are terrible. Outside of the royal family no one I have ever met gave a damn about random inhumans. They don't even have the entire royal family for this project. It is a mess.
But I'm kind of into the trainwreck of a company actually spiting itself. It's so strange to watch.
|Posted by: foddington Jul 27 2015, 10:23 PM|
All super powered individuals are "inhuman." Read Warren Ellis' SuperGod.
They are simply walking, talking biological weapons of mass destruction. Mutant, Meta-Human, Inhuman, Morlock, Cosmic powered, and so on. They don't think like baseline humans because they aren't baseline humans.
Mutants, especially, are different because their powers are genetic. That definitely affects how they develop as a person.
|Posted by: darknessatnoon Jul 28 2015, 10:26 AM|
| SuperGod is a GodAwful name for a comic book.
Is it still coming out or was it canceled?
|Posted by: foddington Jul 28 2015, 02:07 PM|
Came out years ago. You can buy yourself a copy and burn it for all I care.
|Posted by: darknessatnoon Jul 28 2015, 03:02 PM|
You probably shouldn't reply when you know you're risking a banning.
|Posted by: Supernature Jul 28 2015, 03:08 PM|
| Karima Shapandar meets Glob Herman.
Christ, aside from Medusa, those designs are painfully derivative / forgettable.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Jul 28 2015, 03:10 PM|
|Medusa is just Marvel redhead #74 except with longer hair. Even her outfit is the most bland of bland.|
|Posted by: Supernature Jul 28 2015, 03:16 PM|
Yes the outfit is simple and needs work, but living animated hair is a pretty unique power and can give interesting visuals (the only other character I can think of who has this power is Millia Rage from the Guilty Gear series and she was created way after Medusa).
|Posted by: darknessatnoon Jul 28 2015, 03:25 PM|
|I want Crystal to join the X-Men.|
|Posted by: Aguja Jul 28 2015, 06:14 PM|
I never realized it but you are right Medusa is just another Jean derivative/stand in. Gosh can Marvel sell anything without Jean?
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Jul 28 2015, 07:51 PM|
|I honestly don't see Karima Shapandar in that design. Doesn't mean Inhumans aren't generic as fuck though.|
|Posted by: foddington Jul 28 2015, 08:36 PM|
You asked a flippant question, so I gave you a flippant answer. I will tolerate only so much of you, moderator or no.
Don't lower yourself to CBReich standards.
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie Jul 28 2015, 10:05 PM|
All evidence points to the contrary. It seems you can't get enough of darknessatnoon.
Also, what does that Shadowcat art have to do with this thread?
|Posted by: foddington Jul 28 2015, 10:14 PM|
Where have you been Filthy Mutie?
I'm in love with Darknessatnoon, remember? I have our wedding planned out and everything. He's dressed as Callisto, complete with octopus tentacles and I'm Storm in red latex drag. We'll have the honeymoon in a skeevy night club in a green jell-o hot tub downing cheap champagne.
I just wanted to post that picture somewhere. We have Kitty Pryde fans here. I suppose that should have been posted in Harry's II. It has no relevance other than it's a Kitty Pryde picture.
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie Jul 28 2015, 10:43 PM|
|I moved it to the Kitty Pryde thread: http://xcrescence.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=190&st=120|
|Posted by: foddington Jul 29 2015, 04:23 AM|
Much appreciated. Thank you.
|Posted by: Patrick Jul 29 2015, 11:20 AM|
And black bolt is a carbon copy of cyclops only dumber.
I'm surprised that Eternals weren't lead by a guy in condom suit as well and destructive hearing.
and good luck with Crystal joining X-men, even if it makes sense.
But then again, joining Extraordinary x-men (and people say 90s were bad) would be a little like death sentence.
|Posted by: Patrick Jul 29 2015, 11:29 AM|
Did you know?
Beast used to be one of the most popular and beloved characters.
His star rose (for better and for worse) in 70s when he joined Avengers.
From there his popularity really grew. A lot of it had to do with Beast's personality,
who was a funny guy scientist. He was a little like deadpool, only less mouthy,
and without breaking the 4th wall.
Beast was also a member of Defenders.
Of course, only marvel could ruin a character with such huge following, to the point, that most people hate beast nowadays.
They did the same with wolverine (albeit for different reasons, and I will always
repeat that wolvie joining avengers was the worst thing to happen in marvel comics,
as it opened a pandora box), and they are doing the same thing with deadpool.
I will not be surprised if I slowly start to hate DP, even if I consider myself a fan
of the character.
|Posted by: darknessatnoon Jul 29 2015, 11:37 AM|
|A reminder, fod. Do not directly address me.|
|Posted by: foddington Jul 29 2015, 11:44 AM|
Yes I did, actually. I know my Beast character history.
|Posted by: Aguja Jul 29 2015, 11:52 AM|
This takes me back to the good old CBR days.
|Posted by: darknessatnoon Jul 29 2015, 11:56 AM|
The good old pre-fod era.
|Posted by: foddington Jul 29 2015, 12:05 PM|
Yeah, I'm a dick. You guys are the best. Especially you Darknessatnoon.
|Posted by: Aguja Jul 29 2015, 12:19 PM|
|I didn't insult you Fod please dial it back a bit.|
|Posted by: foddington Jul 29 2015, 12:56 PM|
Oh I know. But I'm still a dick. You guys only have to put up with me in small doses on the internet. I have to live with myself 24/7/365.
You're a beautiful person, Aguja. Thank you for your acceptance.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Jul 29 2015, 12:58 PM|
|I think you look beautiful too, Aguja.|
|Posted by: foddington Jul 29 2015, 12:59 PM|
Not exactly what I meant, but whatever. You're beautiful, too. Kaiolino.
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie Jul 29 2015, 01:10 PM|
|Merged this thread into the Inhumans discussion thread, because Omega Sentinel is not actually part of the cast (confirmed well after the OP was made), and the thread became another general Inhumans discussion thread.|
|Posted by: Patrick Jul 30 2015, 05:52 AM|
More important was for me to mention that Beast was ruined by marvel,
as people really forgot that he was a fan-favorite.
How mighty have fallen.
|Posted by: foddington Jul 30 2015, 01:34 PM|
That's why I am a huge fan of creator owned comics, and follow their works. When someone like Ellis, Morrison, Gillen, or Vaughan does some DC or Marvel work I'm likely to buy it because I am a fan of their work. It's less I am a fan of the X-Men, Avengers, Justice League, Thunderbolts, or whatever team or solo book, and more I want to see what my favorite writers did with the material.
Otherwise, my comic collection is almost exclusively creator owned, independent runs written by my favorite writers. Literally half my collection is written by Warren Ellis. The other half includes runs or works by Brian K. Vaughan, Brian Talbot, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis, Kieron Gillen, Alison Bechdel, and Charlie Huston.
|Posted by: Patrick Jul 31 2015, 05:33 AM|
| X-men are probably the only mainstream comic I care about, a lot due
to how great I consider the characters. Of all mainstream comics, batman and x-men
have the most captivating / interesting mythos, with x-men possessing also a depth
missing from any other comic book, and I don't necessarily mean the civil rights thing.
I used to also like spidey, batman, but spider-man is dead for me,
and batman... how many times you can read a new batman story without
being bored? And Lobo... poor Lobo.
Otherwise, I read european or dark horse stuff.
I collect usagi yojimbo, thorgal, sillage / the wake, used to get hellboy, but the story got
really boring and one note.
I never followed writers, but I always followed artists, which is why I was
trying to get any comic pencilled by mignola, or kelley jones.
nowadays I own most of the comics worth owning, so it's less pressure,
especially that rarely there is something new that would grab my attention.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Aug 19 2015, 01:02 PM|
I can't believe what they did to Crystal's hair. This is a tragedy. Also fuck that traitor Asmus.
|Posted by: Birds Sword Rights 2K15 Aug 19 2015, 01:33 PM|
|I'm just all Hariel over here, agriiing 1002% with everything you said there, Kaiolinio. My thoughts exactly my thoughts.|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Aug 19 2015, 01:35 PM|
|We're all agreegineers in here.|
|Posted by: Birds Sword Rights 2K15 Aug 19 2015, 01:38 PM|
|I don't know if it's just that I'm still incredibly tired, but that is an amazing word and you're currently my favorite despite all the Ablooblooing that you do around here.|
|Posted by: Slant Aug 19 2015, 02:36 PM|
|This hurts, Asmus|
|Posted by: jarrod Aug 19 2015, 04:37 PM|
|It's going to be fun watching these books flop.|
|Posted by: foddington Aug 19 2015, 05:25 PM|
I guess that's why Marvel is hedging its bets and reassigning the popular A-List characters to other books outside of X-Men.
Cyclops and Beast are now going to be in Inhumans, Rogue is in some Avengers' book, who knows where Emma Frost faffed off to, and the new big three for the X-Men are Storm, Nightcrawler, and Colossus.
All three of which are nowhere as popular in recent years as they once were. Storm sells, but Nightcrawler and Colossus don't sell books.
|Posted by: Beezzi Aug 19 2015, 05:38 PM|
| Oh Storm does not sell - one of the worse solo performances in x-history kinda sealed that. Even with the mediocre nature of the book- if Storm was a selling point, people would've bought it. (People have bought far more mediocre shit just for a character.) Her over exposure, weird marriage and constantly changing characterisation means she no longer pulls in the numbers either.
I'd pray we could get Rogue back, but UA and being Wanda's security blankey has kinda shot her characterisation to hell as well...and anyway, she's covered in Lamevenger....inside and out now.
Let's pray for Forge's future.
Luckily, X-fans are desperate and will still buy Ex-Men, but no one cares enough to save the the bloody Unmutants, so these books will peter out after the hype machine runs out. If any of these characters were gonna catch on, they would've done it decades ago.
|Posted by: jarrod Aug 19 2015, 05:38 PM|
| Don't forget Kitty in GOTG and Berto in Avengers. Stolen X-Men everywhere.
Can we get Sam back now? Minus the ball & chain?
|Posted by: Kaiolino Aug 19 2015, 05:41 PM|
|I wonder if Gambit will be shipped off to a non-X-book as well once his movie comes out or if Marvel will just keep him in limbo (though I guess he might be one of the unrevealed members in UXM).|
|Posted by: Beezzi Aug 19 2015, 05:50 PM|
| Maybe, but Gambit has been hit by the anti-90s bias stick in a pretty bad way - he's been relegated to guest star status in this new universe it seems...
The film might bump him up the Marvel ladder, but I doubt it. His problem is the current flock of writers, not his popularity.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Aug 19 2015, 05:52 PM|
|There is no anti-90s bias. Gambit had a 17 issue solo by an excellent creative team just 3 years ago.|
|Posted by: Beezzi Aug 19 2015, 06:03 PM|
| Yeah, which out preformed both Storm and Nightcrawler's solo's till the last issue (over a longer span of time), but for some reason he doesn't get to be a regular in a main book and Nighcrawler does? Why does Colossus deserve a spot? He can't even help sell a team book - in how may below average sales books has he been in over the last few years?
I wasn't talking about three years ago - I was talking about the wonderful Aaron/Bendis X-era, which seems to be continuing...You don't shove one of the franchises most well known faces in a book like X-Factor if you support him.
|Posted by: jarrod Aug 19 2015, 06:07 PM|
|Gambit's solo outsold Magneto too iirc. Plus Cyclops. And X-23. And hey, they're ALL starring in core relaunches. :/|
|Posted by: Beezzi Aug 19 2015, 06:13 PM|
See no 90's bias at all....Gumbo just got lost in the shuffle somehow. A character who a major studio thinks can sell a whole film - can't even get on the promotional poster for a post SW title.
(Funny thing is - Gambit was one of the only things that kept X's solo going for as long as it did. That book was guest star central at its end- Liu knew what sold. Poor Cajun...)
Edit: I suppose we could argue that it's another sign of Marvel purposefully sabotaging the franchise. But I think this goes hand in hand with Marvel's head writers general attitudes towards certain characters.
Anywhoo, this most likely belongs on the Ex-Men thread as a discussion. So just for the sake of staying on topic...BOO Unmutants!
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Aug 19 2015, 10:30 PM|
I just realized there is a dude in a wheelchair now.
Future generations of Marvel employees will apologize profusely for this era of creative and moral bankruptcy.
|Posted by: Patrick Aug 20 2015, 07:17 AM|
| What marvel is doing is baffling.
Those who love X-men will never move to inhumans
Those who hate X-men will also hate new inhumans
Those who love Inhumans will hate the current direction of Inhumans
And for everyone else Inhumans being X-Men lite is becoming very blatant
Who is the market for inhumans? To whom this book is directed to?
|Posted by: Kaiolino Sep 18 2015, 10:15 AM|
|Here is a great article that explores the #problematic nature of trashing a minority metaphor in favour of a slave-owning monarch of eugenics enthusiasts: http://comicsalliance.com/super-inhumans-vs-mutants/|
|Posted by: foddington Sep 18 2015, 11:29 AM|
| It's too late now. Marvel/Disney has made their choice. Mutants are out and Inhumans are in.
Expect less X-Men and more Inhumans. Comic book readers are extremely apathetic. The extent of our "activism" is bitching on message boards. The vast silent majority still buy Marvel Comics regardless of disliking editorial mandated directions.
Fetch is going to happen.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Sep 18 2015, 11:38 AM|
|I am more worried about the fair weather readers and Drones who lap up everything Marvel offers to them and turned GotG into a runaway success. No other company is as good at mobilizing the masses as Marvel.|
|Posted by: foddington Sep 18 2015, 11:46 AM|
That's who I was referring to by the silent majority. Most of them do exactly was you described in your post. Especially the Marvel silent majority. No discerning taste or critical analysis.
All they do is read any bullshit put in front of them, or they buy it because it's in their pull list and never really bother to ever get around to reading the shit they buy.
I knew some comic book readers who had long pull lists, but never read the comics they bought. When I asked them about it, they said it was habit, or they were completionists.
|Posted by: Shrugr Sep 18 2015, 11:59 AM|
|waiting to see how the Feige/Permultter factors into this...|
|Posted by: jarrod Sep 18 2015, 12:13 PM|
|The mainstream's already started moving on. Don't worry about the drones, they're fewer than you think.|
|Posted by: Shrugr Sep 18 2015, 12:18 PM|
|not even marvel writers pretend to like shithumans. whoever at the office they can keep those books afloat until 2019 is fuckn delusional. OR they will relaunch every 4 months.|
|Posted by: Supernature Sep 18 2015, 12:27 PM|
| Not even Soule can pretend to care. The way he writes them couldn't be more insipid.
Although that might also have to do with how long he spends on a script...
|Posted by: Patrick Sep 19 2015, 10:45 AM|
| well thanks to the badhumans push, a certain infamous image board
has now 10 quality x-related threads per day, so at least there is 1 win.
add it to the fact that those who liked badhumans, aren't happy with the
new direction. add it to the fact that newbies, whether they want it or not,
will be aware that badhumans are x-men rip-off, because it's the first thing anyone
says in any badhumans-related thread anywhere. plus add it to the fact that both
aou and ant-man, while earned money, aren't considered a success to the point that
ike and co were fired from marvel studios, and more changes are coming.
also, the x-men are getting more press and coverage each day.
it's simply a matter of time, when things will be back to normal, but yes
this and next year are going to be tough, if you are a fan of superhero comics.
which is why I am reading Conan and Jungle stories, something I didn't like
year ago, but decided to give it a try.
|Posted by: jarrod Sep 19 2015, 10:47 AM|
Good article. I had 2 set some drone moron straight in the comments tho.
|Posted by: Patrick Sep 19 2015, 11:21 AM|
and so much the right thing you did. it's nice to see you in a more elaborative (sic) mode. usually your posts are very short.
I appreciated especially a comment about 1987 x-books. I feel like I should start an educational thread,
detailing the evolution of amount of x-books and related stuff over decades.
but of course, only if there is demand. otherwise, nope, not going to bother.
|Posted by: foddington Sep 19 2015, 10:20 PM|
Fucking 4Chan. They will do anything to alleviate their bottomless boredom.
|Posted by: Patrick Sep 22 2015, 01:25 AM|
| We have this saying "don't summon the wolf out of forest" ( let sleeping dogs lie?), meaning that it's better to not use certain keywords, if you don't want to invite certain people
ANYWAY, I was thinking, and thinking, and thinking on why oh why
Moon Girl is an inhuman. It felt random, desperate, nonsensical, etc.
And then I realized that both original Moon Boy and Devil Dinosaur are... canonically mutants.
Frankly, I never considered them one, but if that was the reason that they
made Moon G i r l fetchgirl..... I mean, this sounds like a far stretch, right?
Not to mention, r e t a r d e d and petty. Oh god, it really WAS the reason, was it?
|Posted by: Kaiolino Oct 9 2015, 12:08 PM|
I need help reacting to something.
|Posted by: jarrod Oct 9 2015, 12:11 PM|
I'm just here to watch the world burn at this point.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Oct 9 2015, 12:13 PM|
|Is Kevin Feige going to reach out to Fox again? Perlmutter was responsible for the failure of the last negotiations.|
|Posted by: Patrick Oct 9 2015, 12:21 PM|
Well, very possible. Actually, it would make sense.
And if the rumors turn out to be true, I will open a champagne
cheering the cancellation of shithumans is a little premature, but still acceptable
|Posted by: Birds Airboard Rights 2K15 Oct 9 2015, 12:36 PM|
|Don't tease me, Bleeding Cool.|
|Posted by: vitamin Oct 9 2015, 12:57 PM|
|Posted by: Supernature Oct 9 2015, 01:15 PM|
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Oct 9 2015, 01:55 PM|
Too good to be true. Like my JG solo. She was supposed to get her own logo!
|Posted by: Kaiolino Oct 9 2015, 03:26 PM|
| Jean Grey solo was probably OK'd by Lowe and then nixed by Marts or Perlmutter.
Remember, Rucka hinted at a Jeen solo too.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Oct 9 2015, 06:58 PM|
WHY CANT WE EVER HAVE NICE THINGS
|Posted by: Birds Airboard Rights 2K15 Oct 9 2015, 07:00 PM|
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Oct 9 2015, 07:08 PM|
| Is McWeeny more credible than Johnston?
Knew it was probably too good to be true.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Oct 9 2015, 07:15 PM|
|McWeeny is basically the movie equivalent of Johnston.|
|Posted by: Patrick Oct 10 2015, 04:39 AM|
Hold on Bucky! Don't lose your hope yet
Rich specifically said that publicly Inhumans is not canned yet
However, there are so far talks about shelving inhumans in favor
of better properties (ie. virtually everything else)
which is why Ant-Man and Wasp was announced and possibly there might be Gotg 3.
It will be min. 2 weeks before we will know anything for sure
and Rich's gossips / rumors are usually months in advance, before they become true
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Oct 11 2015, 03:29 PM|
I don't even care as much as I did yesterday whether this is true or not.
True or not, the trolling is fantastic.
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Oct 11 2015, 03:56 PM|
| Internet people want Vin Diesel to be Black Bolt.
Should I go around the Web telling people that he's secretly a black guy?
|Posted by: foddington Nov 2 2015, 07:09 AM|
"Secretly a black guy?" Peggy, staph please. We don't need another "vagina people" episode.
However, Vin Diesel is a homosexual. I'd let him use me for my body,any time, any day. The guy is super sexy. So I can forgive his questionable taste in movies he starred in.
The Riddick character has his charms, but those are some really dumb movies. I still will watch all three when they come on tv. The third had Katee Sackhoff, who is my Caity Lotz, that movie has more rewatch value than the other two.
I know Claudia Black was in Pitch Black, but she was killed off very early in the movie. I wish she had more screen time, as I love Claudia Black.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 2 2015, 07:18 AM|
|Posted by: foddington Nov 2 2015, 07:56 AM|
I have some friends with impeccable gaydar.
|Posted by: Satan Nov 2 2015, 08:22 AM|
|I now knight you into CBRev's Official Homosexual Tester.|
|Posted by: foddington Nov 2 2015, 08:46 AM|
I have terrible gaydar. So good luck with that.
I didn't know Lance Bass was gay until he came out. He'll, I didn't know Anderson Cooper was gay until Kathy Griffin said so on one of her stand up specials.
So when I say my friends, I really do mean my friends.
|Posted by: Satan Nov 2 2015, 08:51 AM|
|But if we need someone to homo test, we can call on you to call your friends to cast expert opinion. It all works out, OHT.|
|Posted by: foddington Nov 2 2015, 08:58 AM|
Okay. But, except delays should I require their assistance.
One is getting her MFCC and is currently doing practice therapy sessions and writing treatments. That keeps her very busy late into the night.
The other is really lazy about returning my calls.
|Posted by: Satan Nov 2 2015, 09:07 AM|
| What's MFCC?
I feel you about lazy at answering friends. They're so hurtful.
|Posted by: foddington Nov 3 2015, 05:21 PM|
A degree necessary to be allowed to conduct counseling and therapy.
|Posted by: Satan Nov 3 2015, 05:50 PM|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 9 2015, 08:17 AM|
|Uncanny Shithumans #1 sold almost 100k comics. Karnak sold almost 70k.|
|Posted by: Supernature Nov 9 2015, 12:10 PM|
Shithumans had like a million variants though...
|Posted by: AgentFelix Nov 9 2015, 12:58 PM|
|I kind of want to SDA Uncanny Inhumans just to spy on the opposition.|
|Posted by: Juggernaut Punch Nov 9 2015, 02:28 PM|
I'll do it if you do it. For solidarity.
|Posted by: Bird's Bird Rights BirdK15 Nov 9 2015, 02:40 PM|
|Don't do it!|
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie Nov 9 2015, 02:47 PM|
|Posted by: Satan Nov 9 2015, 02:48 PM|
|Illegally obtain it and hate read it?|
|Posted by: zaynsass Nov 9 2015, 02:59 PM|
|do not tarnish my former name by associating with this trainwreck. I did what I did with UA because of Rogue, out of love. Yall should be ashamed of urselves, u make me sick.|
|Posted by: AgentFelix Nov 9 2015, 03:35 PM|
Deal. I'll grab it after work.
And to MaShrugging Dumbass: RIP Rogue
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Nov 9 2015, 04:51 PM|
| We ought to put up scans of it everywhere so EVERYONE SDAs it.
I just found a new LCS that I might actually go to kinda often and I want to see that shit in a dollar bin in 3 weeks.
|Posted by: jarrod Nov 9 2015, 06:05 PM|
|I SDA everything that's not an Xbook. Gotta keep up on my stolen X-Men somehow.|
|Posted by: Juggernaut Punch Nov 9 2015, 06:21 PM|
|Just read Uncanny Inhumans #1, good lord what a shameless X-Men rip-off. I honestly had no idea it was quite this bad. It's nauseating really that no one can come up with an original concept for the Inhumans. Every single thing in that book was lifted from superior franchises. The Inhumans had a good thing going, why ruin it by making them bargain-bin X-Men? The idea of slave-owning aristocrats fighting against prejudice and injustice leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.|
|Posted by: AgentFelix Nov 9 2015, 11:16 PM|
If we're admitting this outside of CBReich, the judgement and the bans. I'm the same way. SDAing things kept me in comics when money was tight in college. Afterwards I got back into the x-books, first by LCS, then by digital in 2011, but SDA everything else. It allows me to branch out on my shit budget and make sure I give every penny I have available to X-Creators to let Marvel know how I'm voting with my wallet.
|Posted by: AgentFelix Nov 10 2015, 01:39 PM|
| I tried reading it last night. It was so boring. Could be that I was tired but I put it down within 5 or so pages. Will try to read it again sometime....
Theme stealing bastards.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 26 2015, 08:07 AM|
| Inhuman Jubilee:
|Posted by: Kaiolino Dec 1 2015, 03:56 PM|
Another X-Man will be joining the Shithumans.
Also Spider-Man and yellow peril shenanigans.
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie Dec 1 2015, 04:05 PM|
|I either went temporarily blind with boredom or rolled my eyes too hard. Did they say which X-Woman would be getting in this shit? I'm guessing Firestar.|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Dec 1 2015, 04:07 PM|
|No, just that she's a former X-Man. But that can be anyone since the X-Men disbanded during the timeskip.|
|Posted by: jarrod Dec 1 2015, 04:29 PM|
|Watch it be Emma. :3|
|Posted by: Fod_2K16 Dec 1 2015, 05:47 PM|
She did say she quit the X-Men after Cyclops called her a [lady of the night].
Face it, Inhumans>X-Men at this point.
Extraordinary X-Men is a half assed recycled mess, and Uncanny X-Men is the continuation of Remender's Uncanny X-Force. X-Men is bringing absolutely nothing to the table.
Long live the X-Men, indeed.
All the a-list X-Men are being shipped to Avengers or Inhumans comics.
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Dec 1 2015, 06:14 PM|
| I hope it's Emma. The chances of her disavowing the X-Men entirely to claim the Inhumans are nil, and it would be fantastic to see her make some new relationships happen, be they lovers, friends or enemies.
This could mean growth for her (finally), and Asmuth can write. It could be good.
I mean...I still wouldn't pay for the shit, but I'd keep my eye on what happens in it at least, which is about all that I can say for any other non-Mutie Marvel production at this point.
|Posted by: Fod_2K16 Dec 1 2015, 10:16 PM|
| The only Marvel/X-men characters I actually cared about were Beast, Emma Frost, Abby Brand, and Cyclops.
Sure there are others I like at one point or another, such as Storm, Jean Grey-Summers (Morrison's version), Armor, Kitty Pryde, Pete Wisdom, Songbird, and a few others.
Now that Abby is in permanent limbo, Beast is a dick, Cyclops has been irrevocably ruined for me because of the way he treated Emma Frost, and Emma being stripped down to token girlfriend.
Marvel killed my interest in their company. Way to go Marvel. At one point I was buying the individual issues and hardcover editions of at least 5 different Marvel comics at one point.
Now, zero. NONE. I used to be an avid Thunderbolts fan. I defended X-Men Forever on both Marvel and CBR forums, as well as in my local comic book store.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Dec 2 2015, 07:56 AM|
|Posted by: jarrod Dec 2 2015, 08:22 AM|
Is she the X-Man joining that shit team then?
|Posted by: abortkatyperryscareer2k16 Dec 2 2015, 08:27 AM|
|what a glorious time to be alive. I hope she saves Princess Cyclops tbh.|
|Posted by: Juggernaut Punch Dec 2 2015, 08:42 AM|
| Frenzy <3
Too bad she'll most likely be used as fodder to show how evil mutants are and how sweet and innocent the Inhumans are.
|Posted by: jarrod Dec 2 2015, 08:46 AM|
|Extraordinary should've been made up of all the Stolen X-Men instead. Imagine a team consisting of Rogue, Kitty, Sunspot, Beast, Dazzler, Gambit and Frenzy. By Carey & Bachalo.|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Dec 2 2015, 08:48 AM|
They can keep Dazzler and Beast. Add Cannonballz amd Cable instead.
|Posted by: abortkatyperryscareer2k16 Dec 2 2015, 08:58 AM|
|Posted by: jarrod Dec 2 2015, 09:23 AM|
| YES CABLE! I forgot he was stolen too. Sam's just MIA so far but I'd take him too. And Headmaster Lockheed.
Ali & Hank should couple up again. Someone dig up Nocenti to write B&B2.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Dec 2 2015, 09:32 AM|
|Nocenti's current trash writing is perfect for a DazzBeast comic.|
|Posted by: jarrod Dec 2 2015, 09:35 AM|
All-New Beauty and the Beast. By Ann Nocenti & Kris Anka.
|Posted by: Fod_2K16 Dec 2 2015, 11:50 AM|
| Urgh, no. Beast and Brand are so much better. Gillen/Sanders on S.W.O.R.D. 2.
More Abby, more Beast, more Professor Lockheed, and Death's Head.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Dec 2 2015, 01:21 PM|
Lampshading plagiarism! So clever!
|Posted by: Kaiolino Dec 2 2015, 01:27 PM|
|Also Frenzy's attack was staged. She's working with the Shithumans. Filthy traitor.|
|Posted by: Bird's Bird Rights BirdK15 Dec 2 2015, 03:14 PM|
|I don't know which thing merits the bigger, "Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?".|
|Posted by: Fod_2K16 Dec 2 2015, 03:20 PM|
| Is Gorgon getting fat? Every time I see him in that chair he seems to be getting larger around the midsection. He is literally and figuratively letting the side down.
At least Xavier kept fit, trimmed, and thin while in his wheel chair.
Gorgon better watch it or he'll be as fat as Mojo. He'll never be able to lead or teach any students anything other than eating junk food and watching Days of Our Lives.
Wow, Frenzy sold out, too.
|Posted by: abortkatyperryscareer2k16 Dec 2 2015, 03:37 PM|
This is the biggest character assassination since Emma Frost.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Dec 2 2015, 03:41 PM|
She's only doing it to save the mutants.
But still traitorous.
|Posted by: Juggernaut Punch Dec 2 2015, 03:42 PM|
| Told ya'll.
Can't wait for the Shithuman craze to go away when their movie tanks.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Dec 2 2015, 03:44 PM|
|That's still 4 years away. And China will prevent it from tanking.|
|Posted by: jarrod Dec 2 2015, 06:14 PM|
|I blame Asmus for this. The real traitor. ;__;|
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Dec 2 2015, 08:58 PM|
| I'm not reading this shit even for free. What happened with Frenzy?
Was the page that was posted an act or is she part of the Brotherhood of Right Mutants? Have we just discovered who the second villain of IvX is?
|Posted by: Kaiolino Dec 3 2015, 07:50 AM|
| Some info from an LCS employee:
|Posted by: jarrod Dec 3 2015, 08:27 AM|
|I'm really going to enjoy watching this franchise push crash and burn.|
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie Dec 3 2015, 11:48 AM|
|2016 will be the year of Marvel constantly throwing Inhuman shit at the wall and hoping something sticks.|
|Posted by: Fod_2K16 Dec 3 2015, 01:59 PM|
What Marvel sees the Inhuams as:
What everyone else sees the Inhumans as:
|Posted by: Satan Mar 4 2016, 08:53 AM|
|Today I found out Black Bolt and Medusa are cousins. Ewwwwww|
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Mar 4 2016, 10:10 AM|
|Meh. Happens in Utah and Alabama all the time.|
|Posted by: Satan Mar 4 2016, 10:16 AM|
| So, lots of Inhuman royalty must be hiding in Alabama and Utah.
edit: PE, plz change your avatar to Jean in full Phoenix mode to go with that nice custom title.
|Posted by: PatriX Mar 4 2016, 02:39 PM|
| I used to like Inhumans. I always thought of them as derivative of mutants.
Same with Eternals
There is a huge untold eterlnals / inhumans / mutant story vs celestials.
This story was hinted since the 70s
Too bad taht marvel are idiots.
I don't want them to discover that today.
You know, I was literally the first person to point out that Inhumans were uncanny before X-Men.
Literally no one before me noticed that.
CBR was always a den of shills.
So be careful waht you are saying there, because you might give some ideas to the interns
|Posted by: Beezzi Mar 4 2016, 03:10 PM|
OK, there are some things one shouldn't keep in the family.
|Posted by: Juggernaut Punch Mar 5 2016, 02:18 PM|
Keeping the bloodlines pure. Not surprising coming from an oppressive monarchy motivated by eugenics. But they're totally a downtrodden minority though.
|Posted by: Fod_2K16 Mar 5 2016, 03:28 PM|
Lycaon Pictus should be able to weigh in on this and correct me if I am wrong, but I think it takes at least three generations of inbreeding before birth defects and malignant mutations begin to manifest in the offspring.
I don't condone inbreeding, but there is a common misconception that inbreeding immediately produces deformed offspring in the next generation.
|Posted by: Juggernaut Punch Mar 5 2016, 03:50 PM|
|It depends entirely on what genetic defects and diseases are already present in the family. Breeding with a close relation means there's a higher risk that the child will be born with any defects or diseases present in your genome, since there's a higher risk that your mate also carries the same defects and diseases if you're related.|
|Posted by: Fod_2K16 Mar 5 2016, 05:44 PM|
This is true. Which is why many members of the royal families in Europe and Russia were prone to illnesses and died of genetically based diseases.
|Posted by: PatriX Mar 26 2016, 10:33 AM|
| Inhumans used to be cool.
No offense, but you are casuals.
Mutants / Deviants vs Inhumans / Eternals.
It was bound to happen.
But god forbid now, when mutants are treated like lepers.
Simple question, what have you done to proclaim mutant kingdom?
I post feels, and tell stories about sad issues with x-men.
Acts speak louder than words
|Posted by: Fod_2K16 Mar 26 2016, 07:27 PM|
|Posted by: jarrod May 3 2016, 02:06 PM|
So Shithumans wasn't just Ike, but the entire Creative Committee pushing it? Who else was on it besides Quesada and Bendis? And no wonder Bendis tried to destroy the X-Men, he was the enemy's inside man(baby).
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie May 3 2016, 03:14 PM|
Buckley and Fine. Probably others, but those are the other two that matter.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Jun 20 2016, 10:57 AM|
|Marvel announces latest Shithuman ongoing: http://www.vulture.com/2016/06/mosaic-marvel-randolph-thorne.html?mid=twitter_vulture|
|Posted by: jarrod Jun 20 2016, 11:46 AM|
|lmfao. Under 20k in 4 issues. Maybe 3.|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Jun 20 2016, 11:52 AM|
|Moon Girl, another original Inhuman poc character, was at 18k with issue #3.|
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Jun 20 2016, 02:03 PM|
| Hah. Never, Marvel. Not even for new black people.
Wake me when the Inhumans are dead.
|Posted by: Satan Jun 20 2016, 11:58 PM|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 14 2016, 04:30 PM|
Still trying to make it look like a big thing by launching the show in theaters, but everyone knows this is a pathetic downgrade.
|Posted by: Marty Stein Nov 14 2016, 04:35 PM|
|*wipes tears from eyes* Good shit.|
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Nov 14 2016, 04:55 PM|
|IMAX for a TV show? Lol|
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie Nov 14 2016, 05:04 PM|
| Launching a show in theaters?
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 14 2016, 05:05 PM|
|By having IMAX co-fund they can do a TV show with movie special effects.|
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie Nov 14 2016, 05:13 PM|
|Posted by: Marty Stein Nov 14 2016, 08:46 PM|
| BONUS: It's only eight episodes.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 14 2016, 08:50 PM|
|I'm a little afraid this will be a success due to being a special event movie budget TV series.|
|Posted by: Marty Stein Nov 14 2016, 09:03 PM|
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie Nov 14 2016, 10:39 PM|
| "The Inhumans, a race of superhumans with diverse and singularly unique powers, were first introduced in Marvel Comics by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in 1965. Since then, they have become among the most popular characters in the Marvel Universe."
|Posted by: Satan Nov 15 2016, 03:09 PM|
| And CBR buts in as Marvel's PR with the piece called INHUMANS: 15 REASONS MARVEL’S NON-MUTANTS DESERVE YOUR LOVE
We should love them bc:
- 15. An Inhuman World Is A Cleaner World: they basically live in a genetic clean world and toxin free
- 9. Inhumans Are the Future (Worse yet, the Terrigen Gas afflicts some mutants with the deadly M-Pox disease, pushing their species closer to extinction yet again. Far from karmic fairness given what mutants have already endured, the rise of Inhumans and NuHumans does mean the theme of outcasts who are born differently can continue in a new form. ..... I wonder why wasn't it phrased mutants were killed so their theme could be stolen by their killers?)
- 8. Tough Genetic Love (Can you say FUCK YEAH EUGENICS WE LOVE IT AND WANT IT)
- 7. Defiant Freedom Fighters ??????????
- 5. A Lifeline for Post-Decimation Mutants (I don't know why they noted this bc the passage says Quickie fucked it up badly. I guess writer run out of good reasons to love non-mutants)
- 1. Unlimited Live-Action Potential
Can we notice how the tittle of the piece mentions Inhumans as non-mutants and throughout mutants are mentioned several times as being hurt by the Inhumans but hey love the Inhumans bc MOVIE MIGHT BE IN THE WORKS AND THEY ARE BaSICALLY MUTANTS BUT ARE NOT?
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 21 2016, 08:56 AM|
Marvel Boy is joining the Shithumans as some of them fuck off back to space.
|Posted by: The Big G Nov 21 2016, 09:03 AM|
|Elwig is a good writer though. THough how public will Medusa make her inevitable affair with Marvel Boy is anyone's guess.|
|Posted by: Juggernaut Punch Nov 21 2016, 09:33 AM|
|Thank god, they're fucking off and taking the trash out with them.|
|Posted by: Zaddy Zayn Nov 21 2016, 09:40 AM|
|Lmaooooo I guess its time for me to switch sides|
|Posted by: Juggernaut Punch Nov 21 2016, 10:33 AM|
|What a lousy ressurrection this will be if the Inhumans get all the good writers and we're stuck with the likes of Lemire.|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 21 2016, 10:36 AM|
|Lemire won't be back. He hates writing a book that nobody likes. He's too used to adoring fans.|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 21 2016, 12:23 PM|
| Note how Shithumans fans first attack X-Men fans and then pretend they're victims of fanbase bullying.
|Posted by: Zaddy Zayn Nov 21 2016, 12:33 PM|
|I lovehate how MarvelMaster and Hariel are the good guys now its like that garbage Reminder crossover.|
|Posted by: Marty Stein Nov 21 2016, 12:45 PM|
|Exactly what my thoughts are exactly.|
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie Nov 21 2016, 03:32 PM|
Seems like they might've retrofitted that upcoming/abandoned "X-Men/mutants fuck off into space" story.
|Posted by: Satan Nov 21 2016, 04:20 PM|
| And we'll never be royals,
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Nov 21 2016, 05:06 PM|
|Well...they wanted to be us so badly....|
|Posted by: jarrod Nov 21 2016, 05:35 PM|
|lol, okay which one of you is jerk chicken?|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 21 2016, 06:09 PM|
Check the user title of the person above you.
|Posted by: Phoenix Egg Nov 21 2016, 07:00 PM|
|Kaio thinks I am every poster on the internet.|
|Posted by: Marty Stein Nov 21 2016, 07:01 PM|
|Phoenix Egg is also me.|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 21 2016, 07:04 PM|
Your alts are really transparent. Maybe not immediately default to complaining about Cyclops or mocking Marvel for their Shithumans push within your first 5 posts.
It's like if a new poster immediately went off-topic in a thread by talking about Warren Ellis and posting 5 scans of random Warren Ellis comics. We'd all know who it is.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 21 2016, 07:05 PM|
But I thought you were a Pixie_Solanas alt, along with Optic Rage, Quillero, Sweetdumbass and myself.
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie Nov 21 2016, 07:40 PM|
|Yeah, but whose alt is RJLAAMR.?|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 21 2016, 07:50 PM|
|Posted by: Marty Stein Nov 21 2016, 08:38 PM|
All Phoenix Egg. Which you know. Because you are him/me/us.
BTW, really disappointed you didn't use someone who immediately starts talking about Sara Lance and Emily VanCamp's Hair as an example of an obvious sock puppet account.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 21 2016, 08:40 PM|
|I MISS EMILY VANCAMP'S HAIR SO MUCH.|
|Posted by: Marty Stein Nov 21 2016, 08:53 PM|
|Like I'm sure she'd rather do movies but I miss her and her Hair on my TV 20-something weeks a year.|
|Posted by: Kaiolino Nov 21 2016, 08:59 PM|
| She's doing movies besides Cap?
BTW, now I'm the one who's really dissappointed because you didn't surprise me with some amazing gifs of the Hair.
|Posted by: Marty Stein Nov 21 2016, 09:37 PM|
| I remember reading something about some indie movie she may have done in the past year or something? I don't know.
I'm sorry, I was distracted yelling about my only other interest elsewhere.
Have an http://xcrescence.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=43&view=findpost&p=78217.
|Posted by: Kaiolino Jan 27 2017, 11:23 AM|
Avengers Assemble introduces the Inhuman Registration Act and Wacker admits they are indoctrinating little kids into loving the Inhumans.
|Posted by: PatriX Jan 28 2017, 07:48 AM|
| You must be fucking kidding me.
Also, I hope wanker, whacker... Wacker, will get a rectum cancer and die in fire.
|Posted by: Filthy Mutie May 4 2017, 09:35 AM|
| So, we saw a photo of the Inhuman royal family today:
|Posted by: Juggernaut Punch May 4 2017, 10:23 AM|
Is that from the Inhumans porn parody?
|Posted by: Satan May 4 2017, 11:17 AM|
| Tbh I'd watch it if it was porn. Since this is sirius biz, I'll just chuckle.
Is Bolton bastard playing Mad Max?
I have a dirty mind and now all the porn Inhuman scenarios pour into my head, starring him.
|Posted by: AgentFeliX May 4 2017, 11:43 AM|